Hey, actresses: Just stop. Stop saying you're going to be totally naked in your next movie. You're not fooling anyone. And then when someone finally sees that movie and gets a hot eyeful of a bunch of nude collarbone, they tell everyone they know. And then they tell everyone they know. And soon every pervo on the internet has a voodoo curse on you and your hair starts falling out. This shit just pisses us off. If we're not going to see your yammos, stop trying to trick us into seeing your movie by talking about how hard it was to get naked on set. Tell us how it hurt like hell when you ripped your nipple patches off. That we would respect. Be upfront with us, please. So why are we ranting about this, AGAIN? Because Vanessa Hudgens, who has taunted us before, is all like, "I'm playing an old-timey hooker. I might be naked. You'll just have to wait and see." Says Metro.co.uk:
Controversial Disney actress Vanessa Hudgens has warned she is ready to shock again, revealing she is to strip off as a hooker in a new X-rated film role.The actress, who was once shamed as a teen in a nude photo scandal, suggests she's ready to leave behind her goody-two-shoes High School Musical image behind.
The star, who dates Zac Efron, says she will strip naked in new film Sucker Punch.
Hudgens, 20, reveals: 'I'm playing a character named Blondie and it's set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there's not a whole lot of clothes.'
'It'll be gun training, stunts, fighting and all that craziness. I can't wait. I'm so excited. I've wanted to do an action film for a while.'
'I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up. It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that's the biggest difference.'
First of all, X-rated? Come ON! For a country that can plaster tits all over the TV, the Brits sure can be prissy. Their gossip writers want you to think everything is raunchy and debaucherous. It's like the marketing for a Judd Apatow movie or something. Second of all, ain't no way there will be nudity in this thing. Vanessa's hooker will probably entice men with her super naked legs. They'll see a knee and know they need to fork over their dough. Meanwhile, Vanessa will be wearing more fabric than the wife of a Taliban member.
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X-rated has a different meaning in the UK. And I think Vanessa could get money out of me with her knee, anyway.
What does X-rated mean in the UK? "Racy caftan"? "Suggestive muumuu"?
Other X-Rated movies in the UK include Transformers, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and To Sir, With Love.
WTF?! There is no x-rated in the uk. It's U, PG, 12, 15, 18.
Oh, please! No one uses the X rating anyway, not officially. (Course Saudi Arabia might use it because they're really freaky about their films since they opened their only movie house recently. What's G to us could be shocking to them.)
As for the other matter, I couldn't care if Ms. Hudgens goes all the way and gives the film an NC-17. I don't find the woman entertaining or attractive. Wake me up when Ashley Tisdale decides to do a nude scene. It's time she got out of the voiceover rut and into something more daring.
^THIS… Dear Lord This…