High School Boobsical

In your opinion, what has been the single greatest performance given in front of a camera by Vanessa Hudgens? Was it her harrowing, raw turn as a young urchin on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Or perhaps her work as a struggling musician named Sa5m (not a typo) in BandSlam? Frankly, our favorite is the time she showed her clam in that leaked nude pic so we welcome the sequel that’s hit the internet today. Oh sure, people say that a sequel can never be as good as the original–look at Godfather III, they say, or look at The Matrix Reloaded–but we don’t know. The 2007 nude did have cooch, but we think the 2009 follow-up really shows range and depth of emotion. Range and depth of emotion of her hooters.

We’re pretty sure Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron was pretty excited when he saw these pictures. Because he was all, “Wow, that foundation really DOES conceal large pores! Eeeeee!”

UPDATE: We’re scaredy cats, espeically when it comes to men in expensive suits, so we crumbled and took the pics down. Our homies over at Yeeeah! have bigger balls than us and kept them up though, so see ‘em there while you can.