Earlier this week, we reported that Cameron Diaz was allegedly heavy with a baby Timberlake (Kinderlake?). Apparently, this is not true. She is, however, a young boy suffering from the rapid aging disease progeria:
Justin Timberlake’s mom–the begetter of the pregnancy rumor in the first place–has put the official kibosh on the tale, setting the record straight to Star:
ìIíve read the story about Cameron expecting–which isnít true–and me supposedly knitting booties. I have never knitted anything in my life and I donít even know how to knit! . . . We love Cameron and we really hope that they will get married. And when and if they are expecting a baby, that will be a very happy situation for us. She is a very wonderful girl, very down to earth.î
You heard the woman! She can’t even knit. What she said was that she was crocheting. And they weren’t booties, they were penis snoods. Penis snoods for Bruce Boxleitner. Hey, look how we turned this boring story right around.
Cammy . . . naked? Oh yes! Go to MrSkin.com.
