Do you wanna know how Usher got such a hot body? It sure wasn't by walking! We thought that the Usher diva moments would be toned down just a wee bit once he dumped that restaurant-bill-hoppin', nipple-barin', assistant-beatin' bag of bones he'd been carrying around, but boy, were we wrong. The boy can't even walk himself down the block.
The London Mirror reported that the "Yeah" man insisted on being driven by a limo from a movie screening to a club. How far away was the club, you ask? Across town? Half a mile? No. Try 200 feet. Once that long, luxurious ride was completed "he kept a shocked VIP audience waiting as his entourage ordered the red carpet to be 'cleared' for his entrance." Apparently Usher "doesn't 'do' pavement." Maybe that's because pavement doesn't have a vagina.
