And today’s winner of the Danny Devito Memorial “Limoncello” Award goes to John Stamos! Congratulations, John! We haven’t seen such fine, well-oiled morning host manhandling and slurring since Ben Affleck in 2004. But what’s more depressing–the fact that he seems honestly earnest about his idea to open a bar catering specifically to Australian “sheilas”, or the fact that he still deems “Kokomo” the apex of his career without a trace of sarcasm?
