Toni Braxton is reportedly in negotiations to pose for Playboy. Which is awesome news for people who exist on a separate plane of reality that takes place in 1996. Heeeeeyyyyyy macarena!
But unfortunately for you, her spread will have no spread. Toni has no qualms with popping out her snoobs for anyone who asks, but her hoo-ha? Well, she can't even bring herself to say the word.
"I just can't do the bottom thing because that's really, really intimate and really personal. But boobies, what is it? A dime a dozen. You can buy some for $5,000. Who cares? But the thing down there, you can't really buy that."
Yeah, that thing down there is called a vagina (say it with us: vuh-JY-nuh) and you can actually purchase a Pocket Pussy for about $25.99 down at Eros's Closet. Ha ha. We're not calling Toni Braxton a liar. We're just calling her a big dummy. Dummy.
Toni and her nude review are makin' you high at MrSkin.com.
