Uma: Ever since I turned thirty-five, the alcohol burns my throat when I swallow. But luckily I've figured out a way to intake liquids through my nipple. See, all I have to do is wear a really low-cut dress when I attend a function and I can usually find a corner to duck into and I just plop the puppy out and hoover a cosmo into my tit. I've already had five tonight. That's why they're so huge.
Guy: Yeah, I'm just going to stand here all night and wait for her hooter to get thirsty again. Whatever it takes, I'm going to see those glorious gazongas before I leave this party.
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