Uma Thurman is presently dating Arpad Busson, who is some sort of businessman best known for impregnating Elle Macpherson twice. And it's obvious that this Mr. Busson has a type. Very tall, very blonde, very built, very toothy. Oh, and with a yen for fashion that leans toward "transparent". Were Arpad Busson to fill out a match.com profile, he would shun listing the usual interests–"long walks on the beach" and "working out" and "double penetration"–in favor of "tulle" and "chiffon" and "organza" and "cellophane". And "windows". OK, we're done. Check out Uma's CLEARly superior fashion sense after the cut. God, what a pun! What a pun!
This dress, it's confounding. She obviously knows that we and you and God and everyone can see her beans, so what's with wearing nude-hued underwear? It's the sartorial version of the storied mullet of yore–business on the bottom but a party up top. Shit or get off the pot, Uma.
Uma mow mow ma ma uma mow mow! See her NUDE at MrSkin.com.
