Paris Hilton performing night vision penilingus. Chyna sporting a bigger ding dong than her dude. Screech's upper lip turd-smear. Eve making a colossal dildo disappear before our very eyes. "Touch my balls and my ass." There's been a creepy lull in the celebrity sex tape scene, and nary a whisper has been heard since empty promises of Kim Kardashian being urinated upon, but the next star to step up to the grainy, pixellated plate might just be Ty Ty Baby Banks, her weave bobbing unsteadily above a lucky man's groin.
Nothing's set in stone, or set in bone, for that matter, but ConcreteLoop.com has the scoop:
Celebrities and sex tapes go together like milk and cookies. So when I got wind of a possible Tyra Banks sex tape being released, you know I had to tell you guys about it.
Word is, someone is set to release an intimate video of Tyra Banks and some Italian dude getting their swerve on. Sources say, the video is grainy and you can hear the two of them talking to each other – among other things.
In late 2005, I posted candids of Tyra and her rumored boyfriend Italian basketball player, Giancarlo Marcaccini. Could it be him in the video? Time will tell.
Representatives for Tyra Banks were unavailable for comment, weíll keep you posted.
We can only imagine what fun Twiggy, Miss J, and noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker will have sitting around, enjoying a group viewing of this tape, pointing out the lack of fierceness and the dead eyes. "Look at that," Miss J will cluck. "When she goes in for the knob job, she loses her neck." Then he will pull his neck down and demonstrate to hilarious effect. "I just get the feeling that she doesn't want it as much as the other girls want it," Nigel will muse. "She's lost the fire." "I just don't get this girl at all," Twiggy will sigh.
Dive into Ty Ty's astonishing chest chasm at MrSkin.com.
