TWILIGHT STAR NUDE! And with those three words, we have reached search engine optimization nirvana. As far as the coveted 9-12 year old demographic goes, anyway. Sorry, Twi-tards, it’s not Kristen Stewart or tousled brooder Robert Pattinson stripping, it’s Ashley Greene, the starlet who plays clairvoyant vampire Alice in the movie franchise. A few shots of her fully frontal leaked to the internet just now, presumably via a jilted boyfriend or a really crafty and mean studio exec wanting to drum up a frenzy since Eclipse begins filming this week. From what we understand from the Twilight books, vampires don’t eat, don’t sleep, and their skin is white and smooth as marble. Much like Ashley Greene’s shaved trapper keeper.
Normally, we’d place the nudes under the cut, but we feel kind of bad for lovely young Ashley, who we doubt wanted the world to see these shots. So we’re linking to them instead. We’re so virtuous and noble!
UPDATE: Everyone’s getting lawyerly letters and caving, so it’s hard to find the pics this morning. Everyone except Yeeeah!, that is. Because they have balls. And they’re way bigger than ours. We can admit it.
UPDATE: Yeeeah took ‘em down. Where can you find them now? God, do we have to do everything for you? What do we look like, your mother?
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Two questions. Who did this and why should I care?
wow whoever did that is really messed up!
Well, I found out who did the photos. Apparently, they were self portraits. Now if only someone would answer the second question.
They weren’t bad, would have been better if it was someone I actually wanted to see. Shame it still isn’t enough to make me even want to think about Twilight.
Looks like Yeeeah! didn’t have good enough lawyers to keep Ms. Greene’s photos up. Course, someone out there has them posted.
I HATE NURSES!!!
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