Sometimes a story comes along that, although it would be out of the ordinary for a normal human being, seems totally fitting and makes perfect sense given the celebrity in question. If Prince were holding a private auction, you would know that you weren’t going to come across a rare Picasso sketch or a Biedermeier hutch. Lot 14 would be a collection of sequined assless leather chaps and lot 83 would be an elephant dyed purple. Obviously. Also, this story about Tracy Morgan from Page Six doesn’t faze us one bit.
That was quite an emergency Tracy Morgan experienced Tuesday night in SoHo. The “30 Rock” star burst into the Toys in Babeland sex shop on Mercer Street. “He looked around for a minute and then hollered across the store, ‘Hey, do you have motion lotion?’ They helped him pick it out. He handed them cash, and ran out of the store to a BMW X6 that was waiting on the street for him.” We wonder who was in the car.
We expect that this happens more often than one would think. Tracy’s cruising around town when he realizes that he needs a double-headed neon green dildo. Like, RIGHT NOW. So he flips down the driver’s side visor and consults his very handy map of every sex shop in the New York greater metropolitan area. That’s thing’s been very useful.
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