Are you sick of necklaces made of diamonds, rubies, and emeralds? Had your fill of gold and silver and platinum? Then why don't you follow Tori Spelling's example and wear something you've peed on around your neck? It's unique and classy.
Times are lean in the McDermott/Spelling household, what with all of Daddy's millions going . . . well, not to Tori. We heard that Tori was auctioning off much of her designer wardrobe, and the jewels must have gone with the clothes, as Dean now has to stretch his Ed McBain's 87th Precinct: Ice residuals to cover an Old Navy wardrobe and accessories. Luckily that Dean is inventive. Sky.com reports:
Dean McDermott, who married the former Beverly Hills 90210 star in May 2006, is considering making jewellery out of their pregnancy test stick.
Hmm. Different.
They are expecting their first child together in spring 2007.
Dean told OK! magazine: "We still have the pregnancy stick. I'm going to make a necklace out of it!"
If this were Ben Affleck or Brad Pitt talking we'd think they were joking. But this is a man who has his wife's visage permanently engraved on his arm. Surely this is only the beginning. His pregnancy-test necklace will seem almost blasÈ once we see his truly inventive (and only slightly difficult to keep on the head) placenta hat.
See if Tori makes you horny at MrSkin.com.
