We generally don't like hearing about pregnant ladies' cooters. That's just one of those things that should forever remain a mystery, like who shot Biggie and Tupac. So no thanks to Tori Spelling for gushing (sorry about that image there, folks) about her husband giving her knocked up trim a trim. She wrote in her (second!) book:
I wasnít prepared for losing sight of my lower region. Iíd say, ëDean, howís it looking down there? Do I need to shave?í But of course I couldnít shave. So Dean had to shave me. Heíd hold up a mirror and say ëHowíd I do?í Or heíd take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.
Think about that for a moment. Tori Spelling's preggo pussy. Being shaved. By her husband. Who then photographed said pudenda so Tori could inspect it. Yep. We're pretty sure we're never setting eyes on a twat ever again.
And thus concludes genital day on CelebNewsWire. We hope it was as fun for you as it was for us. We would like to thank Tori Spelling, Hugh Jackman, and Britney Spears for making it all possible. No thanks to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel for not throwing their respective nutsack and labes into the ring.
One Comment
Here's an idea if you don't like hearing about it don't post it on a website, nobodyelse does either.
Same as the Britney Spears tampon string others are so disgusted about it happening yet post it allover the damn internet.