Just to prove that Daddy's bags of silicone can still nab a man and estate jewelry, Tori Spelling will get engaged every Christmas until she gets cocky, spends the holiday smack dab on the Equator, and melts into a giant plastic puddle.
Were we not talking about you enough, Tori? Did you get a little lonely after all that yard-sale press dried up? Well, getting engaged to someone you're already married to will hold our attention for about four and a half minutes. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were engaged for the second time on Christmas day.McDermott, who first proposed to the former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star on December 24 last year, whisked Spelling off to Lake Ontario, Canada, for the second engagement.
He says, "We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present (an antique platinum ring).
"I'd wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical."
Spelling says, "I immediately started crying and said 'Yes! Again and again and again!'
"What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly."
And now we can complete our "Most Horrific Moments of 2006" list: 1) Britney's vagina, 2) Britney's vagina again, 3) That other picture of Britney's vagina, 4) Screech sex tape, 5) Tori Spelling saying "our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly."
Tori goes it alone at MrSkin.com.
