Get ready for the best rap record released by a pro basketball player since Shaq Fu: Da Return; Tony Parker just released a sure-fire hip-hop hit–in French. Page Six reports:
TONY Parker's new rap record sounds like unhip-hop to us. The San Antonio Spur and fiancÈ of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria yesterday released his debut album, "Balance-toi," in which he's heard bragging in French about his lavish lifestyle. Some of the less-than-impressive lyrics translate as: "What, you want to dance? No, it's not worth it. Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms." Stick to dribbling and leave the rapping to the pros, Tony!
You can watch the video for yourself at Yeeeah!, but we suggest you skip it in favor of a true hip-hop genius.
