When Toni Braxton sang at the opening of the World Cup, she must have misheard and thought she was singing for the B Cup. After the cut, the very special, very NSFW guest appearance.
We're pretty sure we've exhausted our cache of "Unbreak My Heart" puns in relation to Toni Braxton's naked jubblies, so it's best to just direct you to this picture of the singer, getting ready to take the stage at the World Cup opening ceremonies, in full diva mode replete with Evita arm motions, seemingly unaware that one dark-hued, Hershey's nip was stealing the show. Gooooooal!
Oh, and she showed us her panties again. We are modern blogger types, sensitive to the nuances of wombmoonly cycles, embracing of the flow of the goddess, but goddamn, Toni, if your dress is slit all the way up to your coozle, how about eschewing the Always Super Plus maxi in favor of a tampon?
Need more shots of a half-naked Toni? No problem. Click here and go to MrSkin.com.
