"Hello. I'm Toni Braxton. You may remember me from such '90s slow jams as 'Unbreak My Heart' and 'You're Makin' Me High' and from such embarrassments as filing for bankruptcy. By the by, speaking of embarrassments, have you ever donned a floating, airy minidress while performing outdoors during a windstorm? I sure have!"
You might say that Toni got a little "cheeky". Wink, wink! Nudge, nudge! Or you might say that Toni showed her ass. Either one. You know. Anyway. You'll recall that a few months ago, this lovely songbird of yore was considering popping her top for Playboy. You might also recall that although she had no problems with God and everyone looking at her Cocoa Puffs, she wasn't feeling sharing what she's got below the belt:
I just can't do the bottom thing because that's really, really intimate and really personal. But boobies, what is it? A dime a dozen. You can buy some for $5,000. Who cares? But the thing down there, you can't really buy that.
Haha, who's laughing now, Toni? Huh, Toni? Who's laughing? We'll tell you who's laughing, Toni. The wind. The wind and the elements are laughing at you and your chair cheeks and your thong. "Ha ha ha," says the wind. "That'll learn you to deny us your butt."
See the cheek sneak and lots of panty pics here.
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