We will now bow to our own personal God, Femalefirst.com, for bringing us a headline so perfect in every way that it doesn't even need elaboration: "Tommy Lee Seduces a Transvestite."
But, alas, we must press on with the wonderful details in the name of journalism our ongoing obsession with Methods of Mayhem. Tommy recently took a break from his super rockin' DJ set at a Seattle club to sneak into the VIP lounge and play some serious tonsil hockey with an unknown blonde. Before the two left the club together, Tommy's ladyfriend was seen taking a whiz in the men's urinals. We understand how Tommy could have initially mistaken the tranny for a real live woman; he was already used to the five pounds of makeup and rock-hard fake boobies thanks to his marriage to Pamela Anderson. But we've got a piece of advice for you, Tommy: When you're swapping spit with a woman and something that feels like a bratwurst pokes you in the thigh, that ain't no lady.
See Tommy Lee naked–with Pam, natch–at MrSkin.com.
