Poor Katie Holmes. All she ever gets to do is take intensive twelve-hour auditing sessions fueled by nothing but the Victoria Beckham diet, watch OT Level VIII nannies read Dianetics to her child, and once in a while leave the Cruise compound for an afternoon of photo ops, lattes, and shoe shopping. She never gets to go to Hyde with all the other starlets. When is Katie ever gonna get the chance to bear her beav in public? Huh, Tommy, when? Do you want her to be some sort of prudey Hollywood freak, is that what you want?
In Touch reports (via Celebitchy):
Tension was already in the air at Tom and Katieís LA wedding reception on December 9, where a guest saw Katie talked to Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom about the Hollywood hotspot Hyde.ìKatie was asking what itís like and saying sheíd never been,î the onlooker shares. ìKirsten and Orlando were telling her that a lot of their friends go.î But when Tom walked up and joined the conversation, the tide turned. ìKirsten said they had invited Katie to Hyde, and Tom got a concerned look on his face. He said, ëOh, thatís no place for you or me to go, Kate.íî
When Katie walked off with Tom, 44, ìshe looked really embarrassed,î the witness says. ìIt was like sheíd just gotten into trouble.î
We're sure Katie is used to this sort of admonishment by now. Upon their wedding night when Katie implored, "Master, is it finally time to consummate our relationship with sexual intercourse," Tom replied, "Oh, that's not a proper act for you and me to take part in."
See Katie naked at MrSkin.com before Tom personally–personally–destroys every copy of The Gift.
