First we’re going to assault your brain with a concept that will infest its every corner, forever poisoning you against another hazily-lit pictorial of a fake-boobed blonde partially covered in organza. According to The Palm Beach Post:
There could be an unusual role in Tom Cruiseís future: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. Iím told by a SoFla-based movie insider that the 45-year-old star of Mission: Impossible and the upcoming Valkyrie is now eyeing the role of the sexual revolutionary Hef in a biopic set to start filming at Universal Pictures next year.
Miami Beach product Brett Ratner (X-Men 3 and Rush Hour 3) got the Playboy directorís job after Oliver Stone lost it and has sent the script to Cruise.
Word is that Cruise is tickled by the project, although no decision has been made.
ìA lot of people consider Tom for a lot of roles,î a Cruise publicist said.
Somehow we don’t think Tom’s choices in characterization would fit with the pic. Unless in his private life Hugh Hefner actually screeches like a girl and yells, “Ew, boobies!” when presented with a naked lady.
And now we will assault your senses of sight and sound with the trailer for Tommy’s upcoming film Let’s Kill Us Some Hitler. No, that’s not right. Valkyrie. It’s called Valkyrie.
