Get ready, children, Xenu is coming! He's gonna do stuff and kill things and be mean and it'll be bad. But don't worry; all of L. Ron's work to warn us of the dangers of Xenu and the coming Apocalypse will not be in vain, thanks to Tom Cruise and his mountains and mountains of money and fortunate foresight. According to Star magazine (via Celebitchy):
Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, ìitís a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.î Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and theyíll need a safe place to survive.
$10 million may seem like a lot of money to spend on a doomsday bunker, but when you think about all the advanced fertility equipment involved that will assure Tom that he can repopulate the earth without ever actually having to touch Katie's own underground bunker, it's quite a bargain.
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Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and theyíll need a safe place to survive.
Apparently this galatic ruler that will be traveling millions of milles from space can't locate someone underground and kill them.
I wonder what company is actually constructing it?