Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes. Nakedness.
This is it. This is how Tom Cruise is finally going to conquer the world and convert it to one massive Scientologist state. When non-Hubbardians gaze upon the naked, entwined forms of Tom and Katie sudden blindness and/or instant death will abound, leaving those of Tom's ilk to worship Xenu in peace. Faded Youth reports:
Could Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be planning to follow in the footsteps of BFFs David and Victoria Beckham by doing a steamy photoshoot like their recent raunchy spread for W?A friend of the couple tells Australiaís New Weekly magazine: ìThey have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.î
The new parents have so far kept a rather wholesome family image in Hollywood but they also want to show off a more sensual side of their relationship.
ìTom and Katie really have amazing chemistry,î says the pal. ìThey want to show the world how much.î
Due to the exceedingly disturbing nature of this story, we're choosing to pair it with a delightful picture of Suri Cruise because it reminds us that no matter how much evil and downright ickiness is involved in the Tomkat union, at least one pure, adorable thing has come of it, no matter what diabolical means went into her conception or birth. Plus, we have a severely dirty mind and don't trust ourselves to not picture Tom and Katie starkers if presented with a picture of the pair. And it's almost lunchtime.
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It was just as disturbing when Tom was compelled to perform a similar ritual with former spouse Kidman, when choosing to do the movie Eyes Wide Shut. OK, we get it, Tom. You are quite capable of sex with women, at least when cameras are present. It's creepy that a married couple doesn't feel their privacy is grossly invaded by such a display, and even more so that they can be so deliberate about it.
please no one needs 2 see that, spare us