TomKat "Freaking" Probably Freaking Disgusting

Tom Cruise's likes: football, Miami Beach, "freaking" to theme songs from his own movies with his beautiful and amazing wife, whom he has sex with every damn day--three times, dammit, cause he's that much of a man. Katie Holmes's likes: Tom-approved outings that give her fleeting glimpses of the sun, being allowed to attend events where she can--finally!--wear one of the four hundred pairs of shoes she's bought at Barney's in the past year.

Tom Cruise, finding his own filmic résumé growing stale, has turned to the film triumphs of Mr. Patrick Swayze to express his wonderful, magnificent, amazing love for his bride. Hollyscoop, well, scoops about TomKat's Superbowl weekend adventures:

There must be something in the air in South beach cause all the stars have gone wild in the city. Super bowl madness has brought all of Tinsel Town’s finest into town including Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Tomkat made a surprise appearance at the Market America pre-Super Bowl party in Miami Beach, where they enjoyed watching their bff's Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez perform. Tom's mother Mary and son Connor joined the happy couple as they were spotted dancing at the side of the stage.

After the concert the two headed out to the CAA party at Club Mokai. When the couple walked into the club DJ Vice was spinning the Mission Impossible theme song which put a big smile on Tom’s face.

Our Hollyscoop scooper gave us the exclusive low down on what went down. The two were spotted “dancing on tables” and our snooper revealed that Tom and Katie were all over each other "freaking" each other on the tables while Nick Lachey, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Andy Roddick, Kid Rock, Matt Leinhart, Scarlett Johansson, John Legend, Maria Menounos, Jeremy Piven watched on. Our source revealed that Katie looked amazing, even though she didn’t seem like she was too into the dirty dancing.

We sincerely hope this Cruise-as-Swayze trend continues, as we can't wait to see Tom don a Reagan mask while waxing his surf board, although the inevitable Tom-and-Katie-throw-pre-coital-pottery phase will be a little hard to stomach.

UPDATE: Ooooh, video!


Katie, free from Tom and her bra, at MrSkin.com.

Check it, dog: Tom Cruise at MaleStars.com.