We’ve never put much thought into the sexual life of Kathy Griffin. We think she might have been married once, but we’re not really sure. We generally just assumed that instead of sex she just has six buff gay men in boy shorts tickle her with feathers and tell her she’s fierce. But apparently once upon a time she mangled unmentionable spots with Jack Black. Says The New York Daily News:
NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS in Kathy Griffin’s new tome “Official Book Club Selection,” out today from Ballantine Books, including her short-lived relationship with fellow comedian Jack Black.
She admits he wasn’t the greatest catch . . . to say the least. “One time, I spent the night at Jack’s place. I got up the next morning to take a shower so I could leave,” she writes.
“When I got out, I couldn’t find anything to dry myself with. ‘Jack, where are the towels?’ I yelled out. He said, “Um, I just have one that I use for a bathmat and a towel. So it’s the one on the floor.”
“Don’t worry, baby, I cleaned the floor once, like eight months ago, so it’s good. And I usually use a dirty t-shirt when I’m jerking off. Usually.”
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Bad enough to find out about this little incident, but discovering Kathy Griffin had sex is…well, unsettling. It’s one thing when it’s Jack Black (I think he has some kind of animal mojo some chicks like.), but Kathy Griffin sleeping with anyone is a sight that would make normal people sick to their stomaches! That’s an image I’ll have to pay the therapist double to blot out. Yeesh!
She may have a horseface, but Kathy Griffin has one slammin’ bod. Maybe that’s why Julia Roberts is so popular.
A blow-up sex doll has more to offer than Kathy Griffin, but I wouldn’t sleep with that either!