Well, Britney has it half right. She was able to remember that when one is sporting a completely sheer top, it's best to wear a bra underneath. However, she completely forgot that the tits go IN the bra. INNNN the bra.
Showing off the foxy new post-Federbaby2 body you bought in a bid to reclaim your sexy image of yore is a good idea. Everyone misses the old Britney, with the abs and the snakes and the such and such. But you're going about this in the wrong way. Hot and classy super short black dress and sleek bob on Letterman the other night = correct. Donning something from the fall line at Charlotte Russe in the Rte. 19 Plaza with a wacky novelty hat while seemingly unaware a newly inflated funbag is being aired out = incorrect, bordering on Tara Reid.
Actually, if we were Britney's loved ones, we would be less concerned with her exposed boob and more concerned with the fact that she appears to be doing her holiday shopping at CVS. Looks like you'll be getting $2.99 slipper socks, Glade Plug-Ins, and a six-pack of Coca-Cola Zero under your tree.
See many more pix of Britit at Hollywood Tuna.
And Britney: Always hot at MrSkin.com.
