Most people use Twitter to let everyone know when they are drinking coffee and to allow porn bots to send messages that say, “LOL this you? http://sdfkje.ehlw.com” Some use it to network. And then there’s fetus-faced chatterbox Tila Tequila, who tweets conspiracy theories about how a masked intruder locked her dog in her trunk and how the government wants to shut down her titty blog because she’s onto the truth. If you have patience and a Kanye West-level tolerance for capital letters, it’s a rich source of entertainment. She even used Twitter to come out as a gay lady a few hours ago:
I was in denial for a long time and i found that lying to myself isnt cool. I finally realized that im Lesbian. Not bisexual. I love women.
After that, she released a barrage of tweets about how happy she was, and how straight people are haters. Then she quit Twitter. Then she used some racial slurs. The she started posting hundreds—literally hundreds—of tweets like:
For all the lovers Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Straight men & women who LOVE then go to www.TilasHotSpotDating.com where I get fully naked!
www.TilasHotSpotDating.com the new HOTTEST PLACE TO BE! All people are welcome! Love & friendly & I strip naked 4 my girls! Boys can watch!
mmmm…..I can’t stop thinking about women. OH NO…I am going to be SOOOOOOO NAUGHTY now that I’ve come out! OH MY! TROUBLE! LOL
We’re sure that the gay rights movement is elated to have the brave and powerful voice of Tila Tequila on their side to represent the struggle of coming out, dealing with prejudice, fighting for equal rights, and trying to get people to pay per view her implants. She’s just like Harvey Milk!
Follow US on Twitter. We won’t ask you to buy shit.
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wake me when she finally admits to being a flake.
feels like another way of advertising to get people to go to her site, male or female alike.