After months and months of speculation, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro announced their separation yesterday. It seems that Dave has already moved on and found another love, socialite Sarah Howard, who looks a hell of a lot like Tommy Lee:
Awwwww, ha ha ha ha ha, that IS Tommy Lee! Boy, do you have egg on your face or what?
Annnnyway, Carmen's publicist, Brit Reese, confirmed the separation yesterday, stating that the split was "amicable" yet did not cite any specific reasons. However, Dave's rumored to have been dating the aforementioned Ms. Howard for five months now. A (not particularly articulate) source says:
Carmen is so focused on her career, she doesn't even care. Dave told Sarah it's totally over between him and Carmen. Everybody knows about Dave and Sarah now.
If we were Dave, we wouldn't exactly take that well. Not giving a crap about your marriage because you're too consumed with finding the perfect G-string and lipliner to wear with the Pussycat Dolls, in between shooting a TV movie alongside Tom Arnold and Ed Asner and a feature film opposite Tori Spelling's little brother doesn't exactly speak well of your spouse.
See what Dave will no longer see at MrSkin.com.
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