As we mentioned before, Kate Hudson's marriage is not only over, she's reportedly saddled up, slipped her dainty feet into the well-worn stirrups, and trotted off on the sinewy back of The Butterscotch Stallion. But the impetus for doing so might not be a simple "irreconcilable differences"–Kate reportedly has grown weary of playing the part of the meat in a Chris Robinson-giggling groupie sandwich.
From talking about how humans should be non-manogamous to her willingness and openness when it comes to popping a well-worn VHS copy of Up Your Ass!! 11 into the VCR, Kate Hudson has always been careful to promote her image as the freewheelin', freelovin', totally open for business sexual free spirit. But as it turns out, Kate may tread more traditional waters. In a totally unsubtantiated yet undeniably hilarious bit, today's PopBitch reads:
Speculation surrounding the end of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's marriage seems to be focusing on her close friendship with Owen Wilson. But there were longer-term issues. Like many rocks singers, Chris is fond of group sex and threesomes while on tour, and Black Crowes insiders had often seen Chris and Kate heading to their hotel with a keen groupie or fan in tow. But by the end of the last tour Kate was said to be tagging along like a turkey on its way to Christmas lunch.
In showbiz, this is called "The Fonda-Vadim" (not to be confused with "The Fonda-Turner", a whooolllle different beast). The joke is probably on Kate, however, because if you're looking to get out of a situation in which you're roped into nonstop threesomes, Owen Wilson doesn't really seem like a safe harbor of monogamous missionary sex and no-expectations spooning.
Kate the Great gets nekkid at MrSkin.com.
