Some entries need no introduction. Especially when we’re too lazy to write one, and you’re not going to read it anyway. So click on the little spot that says “more” for some tit chat.
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If you haven’t seen Keira Knightley’s snack-sized sweaterbeets by now, you’re not looking hard enough. Haw! “Hard enough”. At the New York City premiere of Pride and Prejudice, Keira donned a fancy dress and no double-sided tape, and we all know what happens with a combination like that. Tit happens.
2.
Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham is appallingly weird-looking, dumb as a bag of circus peanuts, and just a terrible human being. Also, she’s a dadblammed liar. For years, Posh has claimed that those two rock hard coconut halves sitting all the way up on her gaunt clavicles are the boobs she was born with, first exclaiming on the UK television show Tabloid Tales in 2003:
“I’m completely natural, except for my fingernails and I have a bit of help with my hair and a bit of San Tropez going on.”
And last year, she told talk show host Michael Parkinson,
“I haven’t had a boob job.”
But guess what? She totally had one. In court papers relating to a libel case she and femmey hubby David Beckham have filed, the following was stated:
“. . . That the Second Claimant (Victoria Beckham) had in fact undergone breast enhancement surgery and had lied about it on the Tabloid Tales television programme.”
We’re not exactly sure how her phony funbags relate to a libel case, but we are certainly enjoying the idea of wizened old English men in robes and powdered wigs officially crying foul on a Spice Girl’s breasts.
3. Alicia Silverstone. We . . . uh, we don’t have much to say about her. She was perfectly charming in those barely legal Aerosmith videos, she had an awful TV show that was cancelled, and she’s a level 5 vegan. She seems like a delightful person, and here is a picture of her, braless, with a thin tanktop lovingly clinging to her torpedo titties. We’re sure you’re wondering why Alicia’s also sporting a headband that looks like it was fashioned out of a styrofoam McDonald’s Arch Deluxe container. The pic is from the set of her new movie, in which she portrays a homeless woman in love with equally homeless Val Kilmer. EIther that or styrofoam headgear is the hot new ironic Williamsburg fashion.
Mo’ Keira at MrSkin.com.
And Posh’s Nude Review is there.
Alicia Silverstone? Nude? Yes. Clicky click.
