The sizzling romance between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn heats up in the Windy City, while Oscar-winning legend Al Pacino's been spotted in Canoodle City with not-so-Fat Actress Kirstie Alley! LOL!
Whew. Sorry. We're practicing for our big Pat O'Brien Halloween costume. (We've already got the hookers and coke part down pat).
It's kind of funny how Jennifer Aniston keeps denying her relationship with her The Breakup costar, jolly bloatbag Vince Vaughn, since they're seen every other week touching and kissing and loving and snogging and licking and drooling. The two were most recently spotted right here in our charming little two-horse, one-sheriff town of Chicago, backstage after something bearing the unfortunate name of "Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Tour". A source told People that the two were "dancing, eyes locked, before kissing and making out as bodyguards shooed the crowd away," and then
"At the party after the show, Vaughn grabbed Aniston around the waist, pulled her to his side and told a few friends, 'She's the best!' while rubbing her back. He later gave her a kiss on the temple, and the two proceeded to make out."
We bet Brad was steaming after hearing about that! Actually, he probably steamed for about .39287 second, then looked between his legs and saw Angelina Jolie and proceeded to not give a shit again.
In not-so-pretty-people news, the perpetually surprised Al Pacino is rumored to be throwing it into perpetually irritating Scientologist Kirstie Alley. According to Star, the bizarro couple were seen at the Chateau Marmont, looking "as if they were on a date". What do people like Al Pacino and Kirstie Alley do on a date? We can only assume that it involves pig's blood. And cackling. A lot of cackling.
Jen Aniston! Naked! At MrSkin.com.
Kirstie Alley! Also naked! At MrSkin.com.
Al Pacino, too! At MaleStars.com.
