Now that Brittany Murphy’s steady King of the Hill paycheck has gone to syndication heaven, girl’s gotta work. And though we haven’t seen her in anything since that movie where she nannied Dakota Fanning (Shut up. It was on TBS.), she apparently has five movies in some state of production. Yes, five. So she needs to get back on our radar. And what better way to do that than by publicly making out with her super super hunky husband and a fluffy little dog? We can’t think of a single way to top that. Seriously, we can’t think of one. No no no. The words “sex tape” never, ever crossed our mind. We swear. This is better. She doesn’t need to do that. Please please Jebus don’t let her do that. Seeing Mr. Brittany Murphy mid hump would surely signal the end of days.
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