They Poke! They Flash! They're Celebrity Nipples!

In this entry, we use Natalie Portman and Kate Bosworth as bait and promise you that if you place your mouse over that little arrow next to the word "more", you will be rewarded with views of Natalie bearing stiff papillae mammae, and Kate flipping nip out over her top. But then you remember that you've been burned before. You've clicked on other websites' links before, links emblazoned with lip-licking ladies promising that if you just press that little right-hand button, you'll see Britney, hardcore, like you've never seen her before. And then, nothing but a pornado of XXX ads and a busted browser. Friend, we would not do that to you. We wouldn't let you down. We are the nip-givers. And like Charlie Brown going after that football held by Lucy, you hold your breath and click again.

Congratulations! If this were that punch 'em out game on The Price is Right, Bob Barker would be handing you a slip of paper that says "$5,000" on it right now. You won! You won Natalie Portman pokies:

Ah, the novelty cherries dangling from her shirt only serve to highlight the fact that we're a few scant millimeters of fabric away from Nat's chest-fruit. However, don't get too hung up, because you won some special bonus Kate Bosworth nipple!

Kate might be growing more and more skeletal before our very eyes, so it's nice to see that at least one part of her body still looks deliciously meaty. More poketastic Nat pics here, and more full-on, nips-out, Kate Boz boob here. We give, because we care.
Portman gets thongy wit it at MrSkin.com.
And Bosworth gets nude at MrSkin.com.