Paris Hilton was seen smooching on and wrapping her legs around Stamos Nachos last weekend. Just like us, she can't get enough of his warm, gooey, Olsen-twin-wrangling cheesy goodness. And here we thought the only thing we had in common with Paris was a white-hot amateur porn career.
It's always nice to see a young wealthy couple in love and not afraid to show it.
And we are truly overjoyed to see our favorite famous-for-who-he's-fucking beauhunk out and about in front of the cameras again. But, God, Paris: PUT IT AWAY! We know that Kathy Hilton is not exactly the ideal person to teach a young girl to cross her legs and make sure she's wearing panties when she's accoutered in a skirt, but didn't you have a proper and image-conscious grandma to tell you these things? A finishing school . . . uh, finished aunt, maybe? We were luckily spared another peek at your haphazardly shaven beav on this outing, but only because it was filled with some form of Stamos meat all night. There was another lesson your mother might have taught you, had she been a proper society lady and not an overgrown and wrinkled version of you current self. It had something to do with a cow and milk and an exchange of money. The mental image of your lady flower has frozen our brain into a state of numbness and we can't quite remember how that one goes.
Get more of Paris partaking of Cheesy Nachoness at Dlisted.
Get Paris's milk without buying the cow at MrSkin.com.
