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The Porthaal to Love

After being seen together in New York over the weekend looking very couple like, the rumors are flying that Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal were, like, holding hands and smooching and soooo close to really making babies, I mean seriously, they are so going to prom together.

According to the New York Post:

"Brokeback Mountain" star Gyllenhaal waited for "V for Vendetta" actress Portman with a dozen tulips.
He sat, fidgeted and frequently checked the time, but brightened up with a grin when he spotted his date. They hugged, kissed, then strolled along until arriving for an early dinner at The Spotted Pig on West 11th Street, according to eyewitnesses.
Inside, the Michelin-starred gastro-pub, Gyllenhaal must have surprised Portman with the bouquet. She left the restaurant smiling and holding them – and him.
"The guy looks like he's in love," said one witness to the wooing.

And they've got the pictures to prove it. Like this one:

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Gawd, get a room people. We can't believe they let that kind of filth on the streets of New York. Keep it in your pants, Jakey. (There are more pics of Jake and Natalie's public love at Popsugar.)
And while we have very little opinion as to whether Jake and Natalie are just two old friends catching up on a nice holiday weekend or humping like bunnies, we'd like to point out that Natalie worked closely with Hayden Christensen on three movies. So she's got the bearding experience, is all we're saying.

Get Closer to Natalie at MrSkin.com.

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