The New Brigitte and Flav?

Maybe she loves him for his mind. Maybe he's got a thing for 'roid-induced miniature ding-dongs. Maybe they're trying to extend their fifteen minutes via a spinoff reality show a la Strange Love. We may never know the reason, but it seems that She-Hulk Chyna is hooking up with her Surreal Life costar, model Marcus Schenkenberg.

The pair were spotted engaging in the dreaded "canoodling" at the strip club Scores West last Saturday. "They were kissing and caressing each other," a snitch reported. Possibly even more terrifying a vision was that of Chyna hopping up onstage for an impromptu striptease, although she was discouraged by Scores' staff: "She asked to go onstage and the manager said, 'No thank you,'" a witness said. "But eventually he let her, in the spirit of good fun. She was topless, but after she went bottomless, they told her she had to stop." Soon afterwards, all the strippers, staff, and Scores patrons were taken away to a retreat where the received intensive grief counseling.