The Marriage Crasher

Yesterday we were indescribably bored by the break-up of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson because there were no details. Today we learn that Kate might be getting some sweet, sweet salad tossing from a Stallion of the Butterscotch variety. Way to go, Kate. You caught our interest with nary a slipped nip in sight.

Three days ago the mention of Kate Hudson's name merely made us want to go look at old pictures of her mom naked (which we probably would've done anyway), but since the Kate gossip has turned from "I'm so kooky wacky, watch me fashion a condom out of some day-old beef stew and a carpet remnant" to divorce and cheating and all manner of salaciousness, we finally see Kate as her own noteworthy person. Us Weekly constructs this story of lovable adultery:

Sources tell Us that Hudson has spent several nights at her You, Me and Dupree costar’s Santa Monica, California, pad in the last few weeks. “This is not a fling,” says a source close to the couple. “Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That’s why] she wants her marriage to be over.”
Three days before the split, a Wilson source told Us, “Owen is not-so-secretly hoping she will leave Chris so they wouldn’t have to hide. He is falling for her.”

We can only assume that Kate's joy over her Stallion-centric attention means that her perfect afternoon, unlike other celebs who love a couple hours in the Kitson dressing room and a twenty dollar iced tea and carrot stick lunch at the local hip canteen, involves the simplest of life's many pleasures: an extended bout of leisurely butt licking.
Kate learned a few things from her mom. She's also naked at MrSkin.com.