While we're still trying to wrap our minds around a certain television injustice this morning (please explain to us how Jeffrey's Gordon Gartrel reject atrocity could have possibly passed the judges), there is another subject that we must focus our attention on at the moment: Paris Hilton allegedly attempting to access Lindsay Lohan's private voice mail. The horror! The shock! The outrage! The, like, injustice 'n' stuff!
The stalker sleuths at TMZ have the update on a story of yore:
Paris Hilton was recently terminated from her SpoofCard account for allegedly breaking into unauthorized voice mail boxes. SpoofCard calling cards offer the ability to change what someone sees on their caller ID display when they receive a phone call.
SpoofCard announced today that it had terminated the accounts of more than 50 customers, including Paris Hilton, who they claim used the SpoofCard service to obtain unauthorized access to voice mail accounts on a national mobile telephone network. Many of the terminated customers and the victims whose mailboxes were accessed are well-known celebrities, including Lindsay Lohan.
TMZ spoke with SpoofCard attorney Mark Del Bianco and he stated that "Paris was entering unauthorized [voice] mail boxes." When asked about Lindsay, he told us, "A number of the 50 persons [who were canceled by Spoofcard] were making unauthorized entrances to Miss Lohan's voice mail." A source close to the scandal also told TMZ that Nicky Hilton and Paris' ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos may have been involved.
We're pretty inept when it comes to technology (we got as far as learning how to look at naked chicks on the internets) so we don't quite understand what a SpoofCard is, but the name makes us think that you can probably pick one up at Spencer Gifts next to back issues of Playboar and Penthorse. But this does make a lot of pieces fit together. Paris and Stamos Nachos's break-up, and Stamos's subsequent courting of Firecrotch before returning to the burning (literally) loins of Paris? Where before it seemed a little odd, it now seems it was all a part of a nefarious plan. Perhaps Stamos's other fact-finding missions included an exact count of the number of freckles coming out of Lindsay's vagina. And, no, we will never tire of making jokes about the freckles coming out of Lindsay Lohan's vagina. It's the new dootie bubble.
Lindsay is freckle-icious at MrSkin.com.
But Paris wins 'cause she's naked at MrSkin.com.
