Anne Hathaway recently told The Sun that during the filming of The Devil Wears Prada, she had to admonish costar Stanley Tucci after he repeatedly elbowed her in the beans. But what do you expect from a guy whose name basically sounds like Can-ley Touchy?
When trapped on a film about the fashion industry with a bunch of cooties-infested girls and their dirty periods and frilly things and soft voices, sometimes a man's gotta feel like a man, reaching out to seize a snatch of rack in his vise-like grip. Quoth the lovely and talented Anne:
There was this one day where he kept elbowing me in the breast. He wasn't doing it to be like a dirty old man, but if we were doing a scene or I was just crossing to get to my mark [on the set] he would just smack me in my boob and elbow me. If you're a girl you know that hurts. So, after about the fourth time, I finally turned to him and said: "Stanley can you please stay away from my tits?" Stanley got really flustered and he said: "What do you expect, you're flinging those melons around like it's harvest season!"
Harvest season. Now that's a clever quip, right there. Guess we've finally figured out why, when we give our coworkers unsolicited touches, we get beaten about the face and neck with a metal stapler, while Stanley Tucci gets a lighthearted anecdote in a national newspaper–we didn't pepper our game of grabass with charming catchphrases. Lesson learned.
Anne shows off said melons to delicious effect in a low-cut dress at the Devil Wears . . . premiere. Pics here.
And the boobies are naked at MrSkin.com!
