Matthew: See this, buttmunches? I'm with a girl. A hot girl. I am so not gay. I even put on a shirt to prove that I don't want that yummy concierge looking at my totally ripped pecs. I don't care if he does have an ass that's as tight as Janet Jackson's weave. Cause I've got a girl. And last night I gave it to her good. Right in her . . . her . . .
Hey, Pen, what's that thing called again? Oh, right, her vagina. Mmmm, I love vaginas. They're so hard and long and . . . covered in scales . . . and I love it when they dangle like a limp piece of spaghetti. Vaginas are where it's at, brah.
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