Normally when we link to pictures of celebrities naked in a magazine, the pictures fall into one of two categories: Playboy style (long in the tooth/career on the skids star/former child star with something to prove gets intense bikini wax, shows boobs) or Vanity Fair style (softly-lit, tasteful nude of popular star with legs crossed and arms draped languidly over bosom). After the cut, the pictures of ChloÎ Sevigny et al fall into the second group, unfortunately, but there's a bright side! You can look at the pictures safely at work, seeing how there are no boobs and pubes and such and such. And if your boss is still outraged, you can say, "It's ART! Look! It's black and white and everything!"
ChloÎ, Jaime Pressly, Aisha Tyler, Scientologist Jenna Elfman, and Elizabeth "that lady from Big" Perkins all stripped off, shaved, oiled up, and contorted themselves into various sundry naked-but-not-really positions for this month's issue of Allure magazine.
Yo, ChloÎ's got nothing on. Not even her umlauts. Yeah, so that's side butt, but technically, it's not nudity unless there's crack. And this is a woman who smoked real live Gallo eel on film for cash, so this is fairly demure for her. Maybe playing the role of a Mormon is rubbing off on her. Though we'd all rather be rubbing one off on her. Owww! CelebNewsWire does it again!
The rest of the slippery, slick ladies are located at A Socialite's Life.
And more naked ChloÎ at MrSkin.com.
Jaime, too.
Aisha as well.
Perkins too? You betcha.
Jenna Elfman, however, is not naked. But still, her pictures are cute.
