A woman named Samantha Burke is carrying the nanny-lusting, furry-chested seed of Jude Law at the moment. His rep stated that they pregnancy occurred after a “relationship” but up until now, we didn’t have the details of said relationship. Were they friends with benefits? Almost engaged? None of the above, says a stoolie who crowed to E! Online.
“She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him . . . Jude didn’t even remember her. She hasn’t seen him since New York. They’ve only been in contact through their lawyers.”
It’s going to be sweet when this kid asks about the birds and the bees one day. “You see, sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, they lie very close together in bed and their love creates a new baby. And sometimes a woman meets the dude from AI in a bar after three too many margaritas and in the throes of his extreme nausea, he accidentally ejaculates into the lady who’s cradling his balding pate above the toilet. Then they hammer out a deal for cash. And that’s how you were born, sweetheart!” Ah, the miracle of life!
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Well…it’ll be a lot more entertaining than saying “Daddy was a sperm donor and I don’t know what he looks like.”. Course, you can argue the point.
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