The Monk and the Yogi

A while back we introduced you to our favorite celebrity couple in the history of celebrity couples, Bai Ling and Lionel Richie. But since then we’ve only heard titterings, tales of the pair making out in the back of restaurants and whatnot, but no pictures or juicy details. So we must move on to a new strange pairing, Sophie Monk and Russell Simmons. If you recall, Sophie mashed mounds with Benji Madden, also known as the lesser, grosser Madden, before he dipped his wick in Paris Hilton’s petri dish. So what do Russell and Benji have in common, what drew Sophie to each man? Fuck if we know. They’re both involved in the music world? They both wear hats sometimes? We’re stumped. But here’s hoping it works out, mostly because we’re sure that Kimora Lee sees the demographic reach blonde Australian Sophie will add to the reality show she’s surely planning with Russell and her new husband, Djimon Hounsou. Now if she could only find a way to work in an Inuit with impetigo, she might have most of the bases covered.