With the new season of The Simple Life underway, the launching of her new pop music career, and the fallout following the nefarious Firecrotch episode, Paris Hilton has been keeping a relatively low profile lately. She's traded her nip slips for pet adoption, plowing her SUV into various sundry objects for fur-eschewing and seitan-chewing. But her sex organs, publicity-hungry little beasts that they are, don't cotton to it, and, with a brain and the will of the scorned starlet they are, have burst forth from her new Pollyanna outfits to steal the spotlight once again.
Click on these words right here and, if you are an aesthete, you in particular will enjoy the juxtaposition of Paris's sweet polka-dotted dress and toddleresque plastic headband with her shorn vagina, panties rakishly pulled to the side to expose the maximum amount of clammage allowed. After all, cleaning up one's image is always a good PR move, but holding onto the cute little quirks that made you popular in the first place is a better one.
All of this and more: Paris is even nakeder at MrSkin.com.
