You’ll remember Terry Richardson from such photo shoots as Naked Supermodels Play with Tires and Lindsay Lohan Pulls Down Her Drawers. You may wonder how he gets such a seedy, scummy look in his photos. Well, it’s because seedy begets seedy. The “seed” in question being man-seed, and a woman named Jamie Peck is talking about posing for Terry when she was 19. From The Gloss (we edited it down for space, but please read the full article for max grossiosity):
The second time [I posed for him] was the weird one . . . Uncle Terry was feeling frisky that day! I told him I had my period so I wanted to keep my underwear on, and he asked me to take my tampon out for him to play with. “I love tampons!” he said, in that psychotically upbeat way that temporarily convinces so many girls that what’s fun for Uncle Terry is fun for them. I politely declined his offer to make tea out of my bloody cunt plug. It was then that he decided to just get naked.
Before I could say “whoa, whoa, whoa!” dude was wearing only his tattoos and waggling the biggest dick I’d ever seen dangerously close to my unclothed person (granted, I hadn’t seen very many yet). “Why don’t you take some pictures of me?” he asked. Um, sure.
I’m not sure how he maneuvered me over to the couch, but at some point he strongly suggested I touch his terrifying penis. Who the heck specifically requests a handjob, that most unpopular of sex acts . . . ?
This is where I zoom out on the situation. I can remember doing this stuff, but even at the time, it was sort of like watching someone else do it, someone who couldn’t possibly be me because I would never touch a creepy photographer’s penis. The only explanation I can come up with is that he was so darn friendly and happy about it all, and his assistants were so stoked on it as well, that I didn’t want to be the killjoy in the room.
I must have said something about finals, because he told me, “if you make me come, you get an A.” So I did! Pretty fast, I might add. All over my left hand. His assistant handed me a towel.
It just goes to show you how far some oversized Williamsburg plastic glasses, a camera and a positive attitude will get you. One minute, you’re some simpering pedo-looking worm who couldn’t get a date with a calendar, and the next, you’re a simpering ped0-looking worm with your jizz on a 19-year-old model hand.
