Go down, Teri Hatcher,
Way down in ABC-land;
Tell old Bob Iger
To let your nipples go.
When Teri Hatcher was in Desperate Housewives Land,
Let those nippos go.
Stiffened so hard and perky they could stand,
"Let my nipples go."
"Thus saith my yams," bold Teri said,
"Let my nipples go"
Teri Hatcher is reportedly hopping mad that the fatcats over at ABC are forking over dough to erase her easily-exciteable nip nubs from the screen in the first season of Desperate Housewives. She doesn't understand why her nubs are so offensive that they must be removed from sight, while that Ellen Pompeo lady gets to sport all the pokies she wishes. Thus spake Teri Hatcher:
"The whole first season, thousands of dollars were spent digitally erasing my nipples. I think Greyís Anatomy gets to have nipples and I have a little beef to have with the network about that. Then again, they are on at 10 oíclock ñ 10 oíclock, you can have nipples, 9 oíclock, no nipples."
We're really into the fact that ABC happily spent thousands and thousands of dollars hiring computer wizards with fancy programs to digitally erase Teri Hatcher's THO, frame by frame, from each shot. Instead of buying her a padded bra. Or spending $3.49 on adhesive nip guards. Or a buck on duct tape from the 99 Center over on West Addison. The duct tape wouldn't be for her nipples though, it would be for placing over her mouth. Because she's annoying, see.
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