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Tera Patrick's Mufftastic Marriage

Porn star Tera Patrick's husband is one fortuitous schmoe. Because not only does his spouse allow him to get his hog gobbled by other ladies, he's, uh, married to porn star Tera Patrick.

The bonds between aging, third rate rockers and pneumatic starlets is inexplicable and strong. Patrick is hitched to Biohazard bassist Evan Seinfeld, and the pair apparently enjoy the warmth and comfort that only a strange woman's mouth can bring. Tera recently told FHM, "Evan and I are monogamous. I draw the line at a blow-job, because that's where my comfort level is. I don't try to rationalize it. Who knows, maybe 20 years from now he could be full-on fucking girls on camera if our comfort levels change." Who knows, Tera! In 20 years, maybe everyone's comfort levels will change and it will be considered the norm to ass-ram entire herds of Jersey steers at your wedding. We'll just never know 'til we get there.

Seinfeld waxes rapturous on the virtues of his tender lovin' squaw: "If I asked her to have sex with another man because I thought it would be good for business, she'd probably divorce me. She once said, 'I'm glad you want to only be with me, because if you wanted to pimp me out, I would think that you didn't respect me.'" (We hope that was written into their wedding vows.) Then Seinfeld took a big bite of cereal, adjusted the foppish ruffles on his puffy shirt, and said, "Nontraditional relationships. Seriously, what's up with that?"

Check out what Seinfeld–and scores of random women–are enjoying: Tera Patrick nude at MrSkin.com.

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