David Duchovny was recently cured of the urge to indiscriminately cram his boner into any passing hole and released from sex rehab back into the arms of his loving wife off 11 1/2 years, Tea Leoni. At least that's what we briefly thought, but today People reported that the pair have actually been split for months. Shows how much we know.
"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."
It sounds like a pretty cut and dry situation: husband can't seem to stop fucking stuff, so wife gets exasperated and leaves, right? Apparently, no. The Daily Mail reports:
It was not [Duchovny's] 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Thornton. Billy Bob met TÈa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure. Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with TÈa at his gigs. 'She even helps him load and unload his truck,' says a friend of the couple.
Well, can you blame Tea? Raising your family with the sex symbol star of the X Files and rakishly charming Californication actor OR carrying a bass amp for the retarded guy from Sling Blade. It's really no contest.
Coffee, tea, or TÈa? She's nude at MrSkin.com.
