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She Wears Short Skirts, I Wear Granny Panties

taylor_swift_upskirtTaylor Swift is so universally loved that we honestly feel a little guilty about posting this upskirt shot. It’s like pointing out that bunnies are actually indiscriminate whores. But here she is, kicking off her tour last week in Tampa, Florida, with a camera aimed right up into her eye of Sauron. And it’s just like Taylor Swift to wear extra-coverage panties. It’s like she took all the extra fabric cut away to create thongs and fashioned some sort of wienerproof fabric wall between her and the world; a pussyjail of sorts.

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4 Comments

  1. Ralphimus
    Posted March 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    OMG!!! Too Sexy!!! I may not be able to contain my masculine urges… oh wait… Granny Panties???

    Bummer!!!

    Come on Taylor SHOW THE FUZZ!!!

  2. Lynn
    Posted March 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    Those are Spanx. I can tell by the seams.

    • Ralphimus
      Posted March 9, 2010 at 7:48 am | Permalink

      So… you are saying Taylor likes to be SPANXed???

      Ohhhh… how British!!!

  3. Posted March 9, 2010 at 8:27 am | Permalink

    Well, at least you can say she doesn’t come unprepared for those kinds of shots. Course, her waterfall routine might get a little nipple action and/or slip.

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