Tara Reid: Reality Show Reject

Poor Tara Reid. All she wants to do is learn to samba in the arms of a muscly Latin Lothario and hang out with former stars of 90210 and boybanders, but she's been deemed not wholesome enough to show off her two-stepping skills on TV and has been repeatedly rejected form Dancing with the Stars. According to Pop Tarts:

While the line-up for this year’s "Dancing With the Stars" is yet to be officially released, Pop Tarts has been told that one person who won’t be appearing on the hit show is Tara Reid.

According to our inside source, the perennial party girl has applied for the show multiple times but was rejected each time on the basis that she isn’t "family friendly" enough. Ouch.

Reid’s rep confirmed she will not be appearing and denied that she had ever applied.

We think Tara is being judged a little unfairly here. Let's have a look at some DWTS contestants. Tatum O'Neal. Shanna Moakler. Jerry Springer. Heather Mills. Scary Spice. Shannon Elizabeth. Those names together sound like the IMDb cast list for a really awesome (and by awesome we mean unbearable) softcore spoof movie that includes at least eighteen totally naked porn stars. Plus, DWTS is pretty much a front for a celebrity adultery ring.