The Hollywood Poop

Her Body's Too Bootymalicious

tara_reid_bikini_buttjpg.jpgWe don't like to make a habit out of judging celebrity bodies on this blog, unless it's, like, Meg Ryan, who got her butthole sewn to her face and her eyelids pinned to her ears. Which reminds us, hot dogs are delicious! Anyway, who belongs to the unfortunate buns at left? Click through the cut to find out.

It's that loveable scamp, Tara Reid! It's as if her $99.99 breast implants worked their way down her body and into her butt, and are slowly sliding towards her feet. Or maybe she's just offering up buns and cottage cheese for a beachy new theme restaurant, Cheeseburger in Taradise. Try the Lipo-rita: it's got half the fat and it really sucks!

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Tara before surgery: beautiful and naked. At MrSkin.com

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4 Comments

  1. Silly
    Posted October 21, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    Feel good about yourselves now that you have insulted two female celebrities!!? Wow, how mature you negative bloggers are. This is really gonna help anyone, this is really gonna make someone feel good about themselves….NOT!

  2. yogi
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    well it kinda does

  3. sad
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 12:37 pm | Permalink

    she looks like maybe she has an eating problem….but hey way to make fun of it….

    the only people who suck more than people who obsess over and love famous people are those who spend all their time puting them down.

    you suck…and hard.

  4. lolz
    Posted March 12, 2009 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    bad lipsuction, actually. She should really learn to just stop.

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